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131 Star Wars Jokes That Definitely Have The Force

Dear Star Wars, let us count the reasons we love you. You gave us the Wookiees, you gave us the thrills, you gave us the Adam Driver memes, and you gave us the spills… Nothing else comes to mind to finish this rhyme, so I’ll just spit it out – most importantly, you gave us the Star Wars jokes to make us all grin! And with a universe so vast and characters so diverse, it is no wonder that the ground for jokes and puns is very fertile. You don’t even have to look that far to see a hilarious Yoda pun sprouting or a Vader joke budding. But, of course, anything that you find on the internet needs a bit of weeding, and so do the Star Wars jokes. We did this dirty job for you and proudly present the absolute best jokes that the Star Wars universe has given us in one complete list!

And no, this isn’t a trap; these hilarious jokes do talk exclusively about this amazing movie franchise and its characters. Han Solo and Yoda might be the ones getting the most attention, but nobody is forgotten here, including but not limited to Ewoks, the planet Alderaan, and everything else that you might like to find turned into a joke. We’ve also left no star unturned searching for these cool jokes, so you can be sure that most of them are never-before-seen and truly original.

So, just one light saber-length below, you’ll find our collection of funny Star Wars jokes. From awesome ones to stellar ones, they are all pretty hilarious, but it is you that’ll decide which one is the best by giving it your vote. Then, after you are done with that, share this positively charged article with anyone short on the force today!

#1

Why did Episodes 4, 5, and 6 come out before 1, 2, and 3?

Because in charge of directing, Yoda was.

#2

Warning: Star Wars spoilers!

Voosh voosh pew pew pew voosh voosh pew pew voosh force choke voosh pew pew pew.

#3

What’s the difference between Boba Fett and a time machine operated by Marty McFly?

One’s a Mandalorian, and the other’s a manned DeLorean.

#4

Is BB hungry?

No, BB-8.

#5

Why was Yoda so bad at geometry?

Because to him there are no triangles, only do-or-do-not-angles.

#6

Stormtroopers in quarantine are like, “I miss people.”
I’m not too sympathetic, they always miss people.

#7

What did Darth Vader say when he walked into a vegetarian restaurant?

“I find your lack of steak disturbing.”

#8

How does Darth Vader like his steaks?

Well, done done done, done da done, done da done!

#9

Where did Luke get his cybernetic hand?

The second hand store.

#10

How do Tusken Raiders cheat on their taxes?

They always single file, to hide their numbers.

#11

What kind of car does a Jedi drive?

A Toy-Yoda.

#12

Trying to come up with jokes about Star Wars is difficult.

Sometimes they seem a bit too forced.

#13

Why can’t a Jedi send photos, documents, and images in an e-mail?

Attachments are forbidden!

#14

What’s a stormtrooper’s favorite store?

The store next to the Target!

#15

Why is Yoda such a good gardener?

Because he has a green thumb.

#16

What position does Darth Vader play in baseball?

The Umpire.

#17

How do Ewoks communicate over long distances?

With Ewokie Talkies.

#18

Which website did Chewbacca get arrested for creating?

Wookieeleaks.

#19

How is Ducktape like the Force?

It has a Dark Side, a Light side and it binds the galaxy together.

#20

Why did the storm trooper buy the iPhone?

He couldn’t find the droid he was looking for.

#21

Because Yoda was in charge of the jokes.
Why was the punchline in the title?

#22

Why didn’t any of Luke Skywalker’s marriages last?

He always followed Obi-Wan’s advice: “Use divorce, Luke.”

#23

What do you call two Han Solos singing together?

Han Duet.

#24

What did Leia’s adoptive parents say when she used to sleepwalk as a child?

Uh-oh, it’s the rise of Skywalker.

#25

What’s the internal temperature of a Tauntaun?

Lukewarm.

#26

How does Darth Vader like his toast?

On the dark side.

#27

What do you call it when only one Star Wars character gives you a round of applause?

A Hand Solo.

#28

What side of an Ewok has the most hair?

The outside.

#29

What’s a Rebel’s favorite TV talent show?

X-Wing Factor.

#30

Have you tried the gluten-free Wookiee treats?

No, but I heard they are a little Chewy.

#31

I asked my wife to dress up as a bounty hunter from Star Wars.

I have a Boba fettish.

#32

What is Jabba the Hutt’s middle name?

The.

#33

Why did Chewbacca get sent back down to play minor league baseball?

He was making too many Wookiee mistakes.

#34

I saw a falcon eating avocado toast.

Guess it’s a millennial falcon.

#35

So my friend decided to get a face tattoo of her favorite Star Wars character.

You should’ve seen the Luke on her face.

#36

What do you call a Sarlacc Pit that only speaks in ironic mockery?

A Sar-chasm.

#37

Did you know Chuck Norris was in every Star Wars movie?

He played the Force.

#38

A Hutt slithers into the food court. The cashier says, “Hey! We have a pizza place named after you!”

The Hutt says, “You have a pizza place named Jabba Desilijic Tiure?”

#39

What did Palpatine say to the intern when they asked how many pizzas they needed for his birthday party?

“Order 66!”

#40

Did you hear the New Jedi Order was starting an 80’s cover band?

They’re called Durron Durron.

#41

Han: Are we on the right path?

Yoda: Off course, we are.

#42

What did Han Solo say to the waiter who recommended the haddock?

Never sell me the cods!

#43

What was Lando’s nickname before he became a skilled pilot?

Crashdo.

#44

Why does Princess Leia keep her hair tied up in buns?

So it doesn’t Hang Solow.

#45

What is Admiral Ackbar’s favorite type of music?

Trap.

#46

What do you call a rebel princess who only shops at Whole Foods?

Leia Organic.

#47

What did the dentist say to Luke Skywalker?

May the floss be with you.

#48

Where did Luke get his bionic hand?

At the second-hand store.

#49

What was Tarkin’s favorite brand of toilet paper?

Charmin to the last.

#50

What does your Canadian friend cooking dinner for you have in common with the Empire from Star Wars?

Pal-poutine.

#51

Why was Darth Vader bad at sports?

He always choked.

#52

What did Obi-Wan tell Luke when his young apprentice was having a difficult time using chopsticks at the Chinese restaurant?

“Use the forks, Luke.”

#53

How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for his birthday?

He felt his presents!

#54

What do you get if you mix a bounty hunter with a tropical fruit?

Mango Fett.

#55

Why are Death Star pilots fed up with space battles?

Because they always end up in a TIE.

#56

Why was the droid angry?

People kept pushing it’s buttons.

#57

Why is a droid mechanic never lonely?

Because he’s always making new friends.

#58

What did Yoda ride as a kid?

A do-cycle. Because there is no tri.

#59

My wife says she’s leaving me because of my obsession with Star Wars.
I said, “Please don’t go, honey. You’re the Obi-Wan for me.”

#60

What’s Yoda’s advice for going to the bathroom?

Doo-doo or doo-doo-not-do.

#61

Why shouldn’t you ask Yoda for money?

He’s a little short.

#62

Who is short, green and plays the cello?

Yo-Yo Da.

#63

Jabba the Hut is fat.

How fat is he?

He’s so fat, Obi Wan took a closer look and said, “That’s no moon.”

#64

Any space smuggler will tell you, never try the blue milk at the Mos Eisley cantina.

It’ll give you the Kessel runs for twelve parsecs.

#65

What’s Jar Jar Binks’ favorite meal?

Miso soup.

#66

An Ewok strolls into a bar and says to the bartender, “I’ll have a whisky and… soda.”
The bartender says, “Sure thing—but why the little pause?”
“Dunno,” says the Ewok. “I’ve had them all my life.”

#67

What kind of spaceship did Luke fly in grade school?

An ABC-Wing.

#68

What do you call an over-powered janitorial stormtrooper in the Death Star?

A Super Duper Pooper Trooper.

#69

What time is it when an AT-AT steps on your chronometer?

Time to get a new chronometer.

#70

Oh, sure everyone loves Star Wars on May 4th…

Until you tell your nephew you’re his father!

#71

I found out I was colorblind by watching Star Wars.

I couldn’t see the green screen.

#72

Which “Star Wars” character lives in Florida?

Orlando Calrissian.

#73

Where is the best place to shop for lightsabers?

The Darth Mall!

#74

What is Jyn Erso’s favorite color?

I’m not sure, but I bet it’s a rouge one.

#75

What did Leia’s adoptive parents say when she used to sleepwalk as a child?

Uh-oh, it’s the rise of Skywalker.

#76

What kind of tea do bounty hunters drink?

Boba.

#77

Where does Princess Leia shop for Father’s Day?

At the Darth Maul.

#78

What Star Wars character sells hotdogs?

Admiral Snackbar.

#79

What do you call five Siths piled on top of a lightsaber?

A sith-kebab.

#80

Why did the tapeworm stay far away from Palpatine?

He didn’t want anyone to say he was in Sidious.

#81

What do you call an invisible droid?

C-through-PO.

#82

Where do Gungans store their fruit preserves?

Jar-Jars.

#83

What goes, “Ha, ha, ha, haaaa…. AGGGHHHH! Thump”?

An Imperial Officer laughing at Darth Vader.

#84

What did Darth Vader say to the Emperor at the Star Wars auction?

“What is thy bidding, my master?”

#85

How do you unlock doors on Kashyyyk?

With a woo-kiee.

#86

Which program do Jedi use to open PDF files?

Adobe-Wan Kenobi.

#87

Where does Kylo Ren get his creepy black clothes?

From his closet.

#88

What do you need to reroute droids?

R2-Detour.

#89

How did Darth Vader cheat at poker?

He kept altering the deal.

#90

Why do doctors make the best Jedi?

Because a Jedi must have patience.

#91

How long has Anakin Skywalker been evil?

Since the Sith Grade.

#92

Which Jedi became a rock star?

Bon Jovi-Wan Kenobi.

#93

What do you call Kenobi triplets?

Obi-Three.

#94

I went to a sale at the Maul.

Everything was half off.

#95

What do Jawas have that no other creatures in the galaxy has?

Baby Jawas.

#96

Why should you never tell jokes on the Falcon?

The ship might crack up.

#97

Why is a gossip website like the Imperial Fleet?

They’re both full of star destroyers.

#98

Why was the Millennium Falcon easier to fly after The Force Awakens?

It’s now Hans free.

#99

What sound do Yoda’s sheep make?

Day go baaa.

#100

What do you call a redneck Star Wars fan?

Bubba Fett.

#101

How do you get down from a bantha?

You don’t. You get down from a goose.

#102

What is a Stormtrooper’s favourite TV show?

Game of Clones.

#103

What is the name of the Gungan who became a taxi driver?

Car Car Binks.

#104

Two Jawas walk under a bar.

#105

What do you call an evil procrastinator?

Darth Later!

#106

Why is Darth Vader not safe for children under 3 years old?

He’s a choking hazard!

#107

What do you call a bird of prey with a thousand lives?

A millennium falcon!

#108

What do you call a nervous Jedi?

Panicking Skywalker.

#109

What did the sweet potato say to Luke Skywalker?

I Yam your father!

#110

What do you call a Sith who won’t fight?

A Sithy.

#111

What do you call a Jedi in denial?

Obi-Wan Cannot Be.

#112

How are Stormtroopers like a shark in a fight?

They both end up missing a Finn.

#113

What do you call a “Star Wars” themed all-you-can-eat restaurant?

Bo-buffet.

#114

Why couldn’t Luke find love?

He was looking in Alderaan places.

#115

How does Wicket get around Endor?

Ewoks.

#116

What do you call C-3PO when he’s being a good listener?

Hear-Threepio.

#117

Did you know R2D2 loves to curse?

They have to bleep out all his words.

#118

Does R2D2 have any brothers?

Nope, only transistors.

#119

What was General Grievous’ favorite band?

Weezer.

#120

Did you know Fozzie Bear was in Star Wars?

He was an Ewokka-wokka!

#121

How do you stir fry on Endor?

With an e-wok.

#122

How did they get between floors on the Death Star?

In the ele-Vader.

#123

What does Kylo Ren serve at a dinner party?

First hors d’oeuvres.

#124

What do you call a pirate droid?

Arr-2 D2.

#125

Why do Twi’leks like to flip coins?

So that they can say, “Heads or tails!”

#126

Which imperial officer hated Thanksgiving?

Grand Moff Turkeyn.

#127

What do you call a potato that has turned to the Dark side?

Vader Tots.

#128

What did Moff say when he was introduced as “The great great Tarkin”?

I’m just Grand.

#129

My favorite character is Luke Skywalker.

Hand down.

#130

What do you call an eel that loves the new Star Wars trilogy?

A More-Rey Eel.

#131

What would you call Padme if she was a dog?

Petme Imadoggie.

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